Noob: I’m so intellectual
Noob Friends: omg thas a big word
Me: When was the last time you read a book voluntarily?
Me: A chapter book.
Noob: Does Romeo & Juliet coun—
Me: I said voluntarily
This kid thought Pearl Harbor was in New York once.
It was a sad time.
*if this post just becomes a place for people to vent about noob behavior that is awesome please do that*
In which case, my “favorite” (aka how i lost all faith in humanity):
Reviewing World War II and professor mentions concentration camps and some kid goes, “Yeah uh who ran those again?”
And the professor just stared at him and said “what?”
This kid goes, “The concentration camps. Who, uh, ran those?”
Professor: “Um, do you mean the Nazis?”
Kid: “Oh okay thanks.” *fucking writes down this new information*
THIS WAS A COLLEGE HISTORY CLASS